Dear Patron,
Here at The Quite Exploded Sanitarium we are committed hyperbolers and interobangangers.
We believe in sly satire. We also believe in salty snark, salty snacks, and the small things we can do to help each other feel less alone.
Enjoy your stay.
Don’t forget to visit the gift shop.
All the muffins,
YFB (in town and in the country)
P.S. Check out our Spotify playlist below. We like it. And you need to get ready for the talent show. ↓